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The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
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Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.
Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019
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Golf with your nose

Golf with your nose
Golf with your nose:

Golf refers as dick and It means play with your boobs(nose two hole). Golf stick stands for dick and nose as in two hole stands for boobs. It's a term used by teenagers frequently
by Gerard dydon June 29, 2021
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Golf

A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.
“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”
by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020
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Golf

Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends
“I’m at the golf right now

Oh so you’re secretly gay”
by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020
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bricked and golf

The action of having a boner and playing golf at the same time.
Fuuuck, I'm bricked and golf...
by ppaulina February 19, 2022
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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023
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