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Goose Nigga

A honky. A cracker. A loud obnoxious white male who makes crude gestures.

An incredibly clumsy white male who lacks the ability to not spill drinks every time he has one in his hand.

A white male capable of performing only the most menial of tasks at work ( nigga work ).

A white male closeted homosexual who has a hunger for only the most deviant of sexual practices. Usually self loathing, makes anti gay slurs directed at himself.
That crazy Goose Nigga just tried to put his finger in Billy's ass when Billy bent over to pick his pencil up. Then the Goose Nigga announced they would blow each other after he was done wiping up the drinks he just spilled.His laugh is so loud, it's deafening!
by Tosh Jr. January 14, 2009
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Goosebear

The sweetest and most adorable bear there is on the face of the planet. This bear loves to give back rubs and bone all day.
Oh, wow! He is such a goosebear.
by Kyliebears Girl September 20, 2010
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Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party
Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose
by Goose December 22, 2003
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Floppy Goose

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)
Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?
by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 25, 2009
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dirty goose

a beverage, consisting of Grey Goose vodka, ice, and olive juice.
i'll have a Dirty Goose, he said
by Max Farrello May 8, 2010
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Cum Cum Goose

a game based on Duck Duck Goose but the people in the circle are naked women and you have to jack off and whoever you cum on,that person is the goose and chases you around the circle until you sit down or she tags you
Dude,last night at the party,she got creamed by me while playing cum cum goose.
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Goose

a feeling that takes over you to bring out the best in you
Tapping into Goose bumps got me energized. yeah, baby
by @tikifaces_ October 19, 2019
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