whore goggles

The type of sunglasses worn by celebrities and fashionistas that cover perverse amounts of space of the face. These shades can often be in excess of 7 square inches per lens, and are usually worn by women to either hide their face, or look ridiculous.

Jessica must have had a rough night, I saw her sporting extra large whore goggles this morning.

by Jer711 January 18, 2008

ram goggles

Comes from the campus of Cornell College in Mount Vernon, Iowa, where the school mascot is the ram. Much like beer goggles, Ada goggles, and others, ram goggles occur when a respectable bro is forced to drastically reduced his standards of women, food, society in general, and especially WOMEN! Ram googles are a great way to coup with literally eating anemic bull semen, dealing with LARPers (commonly referred to as Narnians), and outrageously average or below average girls who think that their intelligence is what will make them sexy and therefore are content with looking like the offspring of a naked mole rat and a bearded hippopotamus...seriously ladies?

that girl is sexy!" "dude she has a mustache and is carrying a styrofoam sword... you're ram goggles are kickin in brah.

by makebadchoiceshere13 November 14, 2010

Shit goggles

The opposite of Rose-Tinted Glasses, where by a person see's things for only the negatives, often embellished.

Oh come on Mike, your looking at life with Shit goggles mate.

by HedzDeathPunch December 11, 2010

fart goggles

Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.

"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"

by rhino1 June 5, 2009

beer goggles

A less than stellar looking guy/girl who gets better looking the closer it is to the bar closing time.

Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.

by GM1 Stingray April 1, 2020

Arabian Goggles

When a guy sets his balls on someone's eyes while they are sleeping.

Jacob: Haha he has {Arabian Goggles}
Whole School: Daye GEHHHHHHHHH!
The Whole of Australia: Dow {Futter} is now in the Gutter!!!
Whole World: Daye GEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019

Peach Goggles

The act of placing the nut sack over a sleeping victims eyes as though they were wearing goggles.

Person 1: "Dude, Tommy is sleeping!"

Person 2:" Hahaha dude lets give that fag peach goggles and draw dicks on his face."

by Gogsyn December 10, 2009