my pet goat

The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important

1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?

by McAnarchy July 6, 2004

goatism

Goatism is a religion were you exchange everyword that looks like goat with the word goat

Arsenal won the match with just one goat!

by MacStalin April 18, 2005

goatfelcher

One who felches goats. Or a generally defective human being.

Justin Timberlake is teh goatfelcher.

by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007

Goach

A gay coach. Usually a gay guy that you go to for well gay advice. You can ask things such as how to find the perfect guy, nearest gay bars, finding local guys to be JUST friends, etc.

"Hey, meet my goach, Scott"
"I need to call my goach"
"Anal? I'm not sure... I'll ask my goach!"

by RonGuy May 15, 2013

Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.

Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!

by bigbadbick January 5, 2008

own goal perk

An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.

A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.

Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.

The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.

God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!

by Tron Adams May 31, 2007

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004