Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. It is know that a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything

When I grow up I want to be like Garrett Hesen

by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022

Garrett

A name nobody fucking spells right.

"Hey Garret."

"Hey" - a very disappointed Garrett

by Garetholomew Meowster January 10, 2023

Garried

The act of being rejected in a workplace setting after asking a colleague if they would like to partake in a lunch outing.

Did you just get garried from the new person?

by ch89 February 2, 2023

Garried

The act of being rejected (normally fairly bluntly) in a workplace setting after asking a colleague (probably new) if they would like to partake in a lunch outing.

Did you just get garried by the new person?

by ch89 February 2, 2023

Garrett

The name given to a person who comes from a long line of disgusting irish farmers who live in shit and piss in a shitty irish town. Also used to describe the local pedophile.

"My son was molestered by the dirty Garrett down the road"

by Big Daddy 6666666 February 21, 2023

Garret and Jocelyne

An absolute couple

They are so Garret and Jocelyne

by saulgoodmanic March 8, 2023

Garret

Someone that absolutely lacks bitches and needs one really bad so if you know anybody pls hmu

Garret: hi I’m Garret

Female:ew

by The derizzler March 26, 2023