by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

The act of soaking a tampon in alcohol, then inserting it into your anus. It goes into your blood stream quickly.
Gus- Yea dude lets go make some buzz gloves!!
John- Bro i have to drive tonight
Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!
John- Sweet lets do this!!
John- Bro i have to drive tonight
Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!
John- Sweet lets do this!!
by Tblumps January 4, 2011

by BootyInferno December 8, 2013

by lboogiecheeser April 2, 2015

by Bemining December 12, 2018

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.
by Gazebo Johnny July 27, 2020
