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sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid
that fag is a sock glove
by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010
mugGet the sock glovemug.

Buzz Glove

The act of soaking a tampon in alcohol, then inserting it into your anus. It goes into your blood stream quickly.
Gus- Yea dude lets go make some buzz gloves!!

John- Bro i have to drive tonight

Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!

John- Sweet lets do this!!
by Tblumps January 4, 2011
mugGet the Buzz Glovemug.

wasabi glove

A condom filled with wasabi that one proceeds to stick his dick in.
Oswald gave her the wasabi glove last night. Now he's in the intensive care unit.
by BootyInferno December 8, 2013
mugGet the wasabi glovemug.

cheese glove

When you eat Cheetos or Doritoes and you get that orange powder covering your hands.
The best part of finishing a bag of cheetos, it's sucking off the cheese glove.
by lboogiecheeser April 2, 2015
mugGet the cheese glovemug.

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove
by Bemining December 12, 2018
mugGet the Moist glovemug.

no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
mugGet the no glove, no lovemug.

oyster glove

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.
Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.
by Gazebo Johnny July 27, 2020
mugGet the oyster glovemug.

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