Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.

Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”

by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

Buzz Glove

The act of soaking a tampon in alcohol, then inserting it into your anus. It goes into your blood stream quickly.

Gus- Yea dude lets go make some buzz gloves!!

John- Bro i have to drive tonight

Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!

John- Sweet lets do this!!

by Tblumps January 4, 2011

hit the glove

Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey

He admitted that he hit the glove last night

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015

Jim's glove box

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.

I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.

by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025

ryder gloves

Term used in San Diego CA

Kearny High School

Let me get my Ryder gloves on to beat your ass.

by Timing Cover Master July 27, 2022

glove

glove, or gloving. a term for lesbians when they say “bro” or “dude” in a romantic way, but the other person doesn’t realize.

i just called my crush dude, how do i let her know that i’m gay? did i just glove myself?

by brybeebb April 1, 2020