Glass Vadge

A woman who puts things made of glass up her vagina for masturbatory purposes or otherwise. When the glass breaks, she blames the dog for leaving glass in her bed, which adheres to her labia, prompting her to tell everyone about the glass in her vagina, which the dog did, not her.

Glass Vadge is blaming the dog for the glass in her vadge again.

by Samantha Norris October 15, 2017

Glass Dick

It’s the paraphernalia you use to smoke meth in!!

Hey you want to suck on my glass Dick??

by ChadM45 November 20, 2017

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

Glass Table

Where every deep conversation with your homies goes down

Remember the conversation at the glass table last night?

by Evilmario22404 July 3, 2018

glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.

Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.

by Understatements January 8, 2019

Glass Maid

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up

Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”

by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019

Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!

by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019