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Glasgow Kiss

A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed.

The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.
“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”
by Cockais April 19, 2010
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Glassing

A term used in hunting when the hunter surveys large areas of land using a monocular or pair of binoculars, etc.
Brad and I were glassing all day yesterday and didn’t see a damn thing!
by Synthestamime January 2, 2020
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Glasshole

A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.
Glasshole: "Glass do this, Glass do that."

Co-rider: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the bus ride!
by Amphii February 20, 2013
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glass animals

glass animals is an english indie/psychedelic band that have released some major bangers

they have released the albums: zaba (2014), how to be a human being (2016) and dreamland (2020)

their most popular song to date is heat waves, at 135 million streams, which gained popularity from a fanfiction on ao3 of the same name
person 1: omg i love this indie band called glass animals they're so poggers
person 2: good, you have been converted to glass animalism
person 1: what's tha-
person 2: hand over all your money and sign over your firstborn to me and you will be allowed into the fandom :)
by eviesmile February 12, 2021
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Glaswegian Goatee

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.
Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...
by HolyTaylorist August 6, 2011
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Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!
Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT
by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013
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Glastroenteritis

The state of being jealous that one of your friends is attending Glastonbury festival and you're not.
Man 1: You look awful...everything ok?

Man 2: I'll be fine, just coming down with a bit of Glastroenteritis.

Man 1: I had that once, it's the worst. Have you tried reading articles about how much it's going to rain? It's the only thing that made me feel better.
by rormcgror July 1, 2015
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