A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
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To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
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Physically achieved by sitting with legs close together, letting out a slow fart that cannot exit the usual way, and instead goes forward towards the pubis and gets partially or fully trapped.
Commonly occurs while driving and despite unladylike wiggling and frequent readjustment she remains unable to move around to release it.
More prevalent in women who have larger vulvar volume.
Or “thicc”.
Physically achieved by sitting with legs close together, letting out a slow fart that cannot exit the usual way, and instead goes forward towards the pubis and gets partially or fully trapped.
Commonly occurs while driving and despite unladylike wiggling and frequent readjustment she remains unable to move around to release it.
More prevalent in women who have larger vulvar volume.
Or “thicc”.
“Oh my gosh! Did Becky with an I just queaf??!!?”
“No, Debra. Can’t you smell it? That was def a gart!”
“Oh emmm gee, Gurl, you are soo right! I can’t believe she Garted!! Roll down the window, Becki !!”
“No, Debra. Can’t you smell it? That was def a gart!”
“Oh emmm gee, Gurl, you are soo right! I can’t believe she Garted!! Roll down the window, Becki !!”
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