frog porn

frog peepee go in girl frog hehe

i watched frog porn the other day and busted a nut

by PornGod June 5, 2021

Frog-Fun

You have you Girlfriend lay on her back
tell her to open her legs up but keep them bent then put your head near here
pussy and lick it like a frog trying to get a bug to eat

Have fun tonight ha ha ha ha ha ha

by ddr June 11, 2006

frog sack

An odd package of a male where the package does not touch any part of the body. There is no shaft just a tiny head that looks like the head is attached to the sack. The sack has no excess skin-the skin is tight against the balls. It looks like a frog.

The 5 year old had a frog sack.

by Edwardo01 May 29, 2007

frog hoppin

during intercourse, the male takes his pet frog and shoves it into the womans vagina. If the frog is still alive a week later, the law states that you have to marry that woman. may cause vaginal warts.

that was frog hoppin last week, but im screwed now.

by eric123 December 4, 2007

Frog-eye

A male camel-toe where the balls slip down either side to create the frog-eye.

"Hi"
"Hi"
"Your trousers are falling down."
"Oh! I will pull them up"
"Not that far up! You will get frog-eye!"

by james-2001 June 25, 2016

frog hammer

1)the act of smashing a frog with a hammer in order to release the mystical spirit of the god "Smalgnaphin"master of all things salty.

2) a curse used by the indigenous African tribe "Piko Piko" as an alternative to the word "fuck",having just been introduced by Scottish sheep herders looking to expand there grazing land.

go frog hammer your self!

by master witter November 7, 2010

frog himself

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.

The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.

by joe smith January 27, 2004