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whale shart

High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd
Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.
by kriegmann January 3, 2015
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foul sharts

During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
by Bilbro_Swaggins July 7, 2015
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sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
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file sharted

A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;

When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
Dude I just file sharted our spring break pics to my boss and now I'm probably fired.
by SSTY March 28, 2017
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sperm shart

When you go to fart but you cum instead.
Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?
by agingergirl May 20, 2014
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Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
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Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.
Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.
by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013
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