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fatty smash!

by poopcuntnosebastard December 22, 2008
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Fatty Lova

One who loves and will always be with a fatty.
by Captain Neil January 20, 2011
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Fatty Bobkins

1) A man who grew up in Burger King and as a result now has his own orbit. There is currently 3 cookies with bite marks in them, a rotting Whopper, and a baseball with a bite mark in it floating about his midsection.

2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
1) How the hell is Fatty Bobkins not dead?

2) How the hell is that Fatty Bobkins not dead?
by Jorge "The Walrus" Rodriguez August 27, 2011
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fatty duke

a HUGE shit that when it comes out you think to yor self, dam, i dropped a lung.

or when you get scared and drop a brink or log.
niall: should nof seen my toilet yesteray!
tom: why?
reece: i did.
niall it was as brown as morphius! the fatty duke covered the floor!
tom:shweet, i eat that shit man!
by theladylicker November 20, 2011
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fetty wapped

when strange and/or unknown circumstances make you go blind from one eye or disable you from opening it for a short period of time
So yesterday ai was jacking off and the jizz shot went right into my eye,dude i was fucking fetty wapped
by SoleNigger29 June 4, 2016
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Fatty Daniel

A fat man to all limits . Dreams of running in the sky full of sausages . He has high hopes that he will not accomplish Because of his fatness . Stupid . Annoying . He is special Ed . I would watch out for him . He will sneak in your class picture . If you tell him to cannit he will beat you up with his cheese fingers .
You are acting very fatty Daniel today .
by Magicmike1642 August 25, 2016
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Fatty Taint Syndrome

Fatty Taint Syndrome, or FTS, is an age related condition which causes the taint to become chaffed and irritated due to physical exertion. FTS shouldn’t be confused with Drooping Balls Syndrome, or DPS, which is caused from the gravitational effect on the scrotum and testicles of aging men, and results in painful episodes of sitting on one’s own balls.
My friend volunteered to referee some basketball games for the Special Olympics and had to be assisted to his car due to extreme pain in his taint. Upon close examination by his Fantasy Football team doctor from the League of Idiots, he was quickly diagnosed with Fatty Taint Syndrome. It sucks getting old with a fatty taint.
by DC Da Monkey March 3, 2019
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