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Fisting Felcher

The oral retrival of ones watch, bracelet, sweatband, class ring, wedding ring, legwarmer, or anything else worn on an appendage, from another persons rectum immediately following fisting.
After the fisting was done, Ryan had to pull a fisting felcher to remove his hair tie from Kody's ass.
by Brett Casey November 21, 2003
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fighting in the alps

A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.

In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowski the line

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

is changed to

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.
Bill: Did Jim and Jerry get back together?
Fran: Yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they're all fighting in the Alps again.
by xmalefic June 25, 2007
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Turd fishing

Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009
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Chicken fighting

Chicken Fighting is when a girl uses a mans shoulders for sexual stimulation
Molly went to the river to go Chicken Fighting with Rider
by Elizaaaaa__ June 29, 2017
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Fisting

An act that could be readily be described as "Upper-cunting"
Bobby - Did you actually end up fisting her man?

Darren - Yeah man, I gave her the old "One, two, upper-cunt!"
by mahnrubob March 19, 2011
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stick fighting

an excellent way to pass the time at work. meet people, hit them with sticks. can be found at www.stickfight.net
I didn't get any work done today - I was just stick fighting.
by heff February 24, 2005
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Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.
The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.
by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009
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