Fernando

Sky Crapper Da Turd

Plays basketball (tries to)
Usually Spoiled and a good friend
Secretly gay

Oh, there we go again. Fernando is obsessing over another girl.

by Justin Frenlan May 31, 2018

Fernan

A name given to a white male with a bad self esteem, usually dumb, weird, etc. Most are socially akward that leads to the creation of weird tales or uncomfortable settings.

Person 1: Hey dude! Did you go to Fernan’s place?
Person 2: Yeah. It was all weird and stuff
Person 1: Oh
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
akward silence begins

by pseudonymum_:v July 26, 2018

Fernando

A tweaker who likes men and who has a small cock nigga who asks wanna buy some aderall?

“Stay away from Fernando. He is a fiend... the super fiend.”

by Evilsweeney November 5, 2018

fernando

fernando’s are dick riding assholes that eat any girl out when they get the chance. most fernando’s go for ratchet crabby girls that have stank ass cooches. fernando’s are known to flirt with any girl that wants to ride him. fernando is incapable of a relationship. don’t fuck a fernando their dicks are all uncircumcised.

girl- “bro fernando said he wanted to fuck , what should i say”
girl 2: “don’t he definitely has a small ass dick”

by sillybeech April 27, 2019

Fernie

this little simp can ruin your day with just his pathetic laugh and his horrible hair. he will criticize you when he looks like a crack head hobo that came out of rehab make sure to avoid one of these vile creatures

"bro i just pulled a fernie and dated a girl with a huge chin"
"eww get away from me with your rooster haircut"

by Principle of bullard September 25, 2019

Fernando

a dumb stupid fag who has a small peen and a big forehead.

Fernando is a stupid faggot.

by DictionaryFacts_123 March 17, 2019

Fern Gully

A very crappy movie. That only first graders and queer bags watch.

J Fro: I watched fern gully yesterday.
Evdjy: Wow your pretty gay

by Bobbay October 6, 2005