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fender bender

idiot with no driving skills, no license no life and no social skills
by shiny-head, but not bald September 5, 2003
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Fender

Lola: I am in the mood to just put on a robe and snuggle up to a nice and long fender.
Nicolette: OMG! You are sooo right, lets do it.
by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007
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Feneral

A Feneral is the first general in your army, kinda like a pirates first mate. it's that simple.
Yo dude, this is a war on school, and you're my feneral
by G man4 August 31, 2013
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Mattison Lee Fenner

This person tends to be nice, cute and short. Be sure to make friends with her because she is the greatest friend anyone can ever have. Very understanding and forgiving too. Usually this person tends to fight with siblings. This person may be attracted to very bright colors and can have a bit of a.d.d. A lover of Oreo's and addicted to Tumblr. (:
That girl is so much like Mattison Lee Fenner, I got to have her
by Sharron Elizabeth July 28, 2011
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Fender

Mike my be ugly, but he gets his hands on more fender than a body shop!
by afsfcop September 24, 2005
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Fenceposting

A game of self-control which involves the slow consumption of wine and frozen grapes. The object of the game is to remain as sober as possible for as long as possible while creating new and unique ways of placing the grape inside your mouth.
"We implemented a game of fenceposting and Bill choked on his last grape."

"To fencepost is to preserve the art of quiet victory."
by Trollzella August 24, 2011
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Jump the Fence

When a man pulls his genitals over his boxers and pants in order to urinate. (as opposed to leaving the top button done and unzipping the fly)

Most commonly done with button fly pants.
"Dude, I forgot I was wearing these new button fly pants- I needed to jump the fence once I got infront of the urinal"
by vishnook December 19, 2012
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