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Fairy Fucker

Noun:
1. A really, really homosexual male.
2. An otherwise straight man who gives it to a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to pump his semen into Fairy Fucker in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Fairy Fuckee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone an idiot. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "fairy fucker" in your pleasant day-to-day conversations at the water cooler)

Adjective:
Fairy-Fucking (ex: a gay dance teacher = a fairy-fucking dance teacher)

Verb:
Fairy Fuck, (past tense: fairy fucked)

This phrase came about because a "fairy" is a well-known vernacular for a gay dude, and, when this fairy decides to fuck, it is, well, really gay.

See also: rainbow rammer
1.
Stan: My stupid fairy-fucking teacher, Mr. Brown, gave me an F on my homework assignment!

Martin: Well, that's what you get when you write an essay that's titled "A history of Fairy Fuckers: The Mr. Brown story"

Stan: Yea, he probably didn't like the part where I went into detail about catching him on tape spanking it behind his desk after school.

Martin: Eww! You really caught him??

Stan: No, but if he has ever spanked it after hours, he now thinks I've got some awesome blackmail material to get him with.
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2.
Billy: Wanna come with me to the Gay Pride Parade?

Andy: Hell yea! I'm never one to miss a fairy-fucking fuck fest!
by Barlow! January 3, 2009
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Fairy boy

A fairy boy is a nice, kind boy you may also be feminine and that’s fabulous.
You’re honestly a fairy boy!l
Thanks!”
by a fabulous person December 1, 2017
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Fairymount - A polite word for Buggery!
does this really need an example?
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fairy woman

1: An imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man's imagination, especially fantasy nerds. A variation of this is space woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.

2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): I'm worried about Neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. He needs to get out more.

1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.

Cedric: Her kisses are magical.

Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.

2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
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Fairy Blasting

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.
"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"
by Fairy Lover September 5, 2011
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Fairydoos

A way of saying "Fair enough." Acknowledging and accepting someones opinion as valid but you may not necessarily agree with what they say. Seeing someones point of view...
"I heard Watford sucks."

"What? Watford is awesome, it has this cool shop, ‘Sweets from Heaven!’ You should visit some time and I’ll take you there."

"Fairydoos"
by Ididitfirst! August 7, 2012
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fairy handjob

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.
Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.
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