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Florida Gators

The name given to sports teams of the University of Florida. Who's football team is the most recognizable. Who's fans are almost as annoying as New York Jets fans, but because of their recent success and backing up their trash talking have since become less annoying. Who's quarter back. Tim Tebow, while a quality football player, is easily the most overrated player in the history of college football(I mean who can't bowl over small and weak tackling DB's if they're 6'3 240 lbs? Or run 4 yards into the endzone?). Who's also fans enjoy poking fun at historically better Florida football programs(Florida State University and University of Miami) for being "thugs", "criminals", and the ever so popular "Official supplier to state prisons". Despite having close to 30 arrests since Urban Meyer took over as head coach. University of Miami arrests since Randy Shannon took over? 1-Robert Marve was arrested for breaking a car mirror. UM-5 UF-3 FSU-2

Enough said.
Gators fan 1, "Good thing there's no thugs or gangsters up here in pretty ole hicksville we call home."

Gators fan 2, "You mean like Tallahassee and Miami? Yeah, they're just a bunch of thugs and gangsters"

Gators fan 3, "TIM TEBOW!!!!! FLORIDA-TIM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!!-GAT-IM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!ORS!!!"

Hurricanes fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Seminoles fans."

Seminoles fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Hurricanes fans."
by BetterRecord? December 12, 2009
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Florida Atlantic University

A medium sized public university in south florida with tons of commuters. about 90% of faus students dont live on campus nor participate in any fau activtities clubs or events. Located in an Exclusive area with lots of old wealthy retired yankees. If you plan on going to a party school with tons of parties, beers, and wild college girls I would consider twice before entering the "mouth of the rat". The weekends are dead silent and everybody goes home to miami, tampa and orlando for more college "action". Must give the school credit in trying to gain popularity although its pretty inpossible in comparison it to other state universities such as FSU and UCF...Also the math department sucks and the classes are either hit or miss. Very beautiful campus though overall and a nice diverse group of students. Constantly trying to update everything.The weekends are dead silent and everybody goes home to miami, tampa and orlando for more college "action". Must give the school credit in trying to gain popularity although its pretty inpossible in comparison it to other state universities such as FSU and UCF...Also the math department sucks and the classes are either hit or miss. Very beautiful campus though overall and a nice diverse group of students. Constantly trying to update everything.
Florida atlantic university also known as the mouth of the rat is located in boca raton florida
by mike pogi November 29, 2007
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florida state university

a public Florida college in Talahassee for rednecks. everyone there is either a dirty hick or "ghetto"
my wife who is also my sister goes to Florida State University with me
by Expendable February 2, 2009
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florida booty

a rear end that is so large, it practically has a shelf and/or its own zip code (pending approval). usually created by excessive amounts of sitting, lack of exercise, and an over-abundance of carbs in the diet. usually, completely out of proportion to the upper half of the body, which is typically petite, and/or quite fit.
That girl's got a Florida Booty bigger'n Jupiter!
by jasmynflower March 5, 2009
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Florida Girls

Oh, those girls are such florida girls!
by hahuehau December 14, 2016
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Florida High Five

When a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. The high five receiver, doesn't know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.
male #1 to male #2: Dude, we're in Florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.
by Kung Fu Moses July 18, 2010
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florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack
"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."
by chicostikk August 31, 2011
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