A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.
Wtf Facebook?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 03, 2023
This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.
by NYCFF July 14, 2012
=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
by Extra Mayo June 09, 2016
Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.
by Extra Mayo June 09, 2016
The act of having at least 5 friends add a random person on facebook. Once the victim has been added, you continue to like ALL pictures, statuses, wall posts, and whatever else you can get your mouse to before you are removed by the user.
If any attacker is contacted by the victim they must proclaim GET FACEBOOK GANGBANGED BITCH!
If any attacker is contacted by the victim they must proclaim GET FACEBOOK GANGBANGED BITCH!
by D3vanG September 21, 2011
Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.
Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"
by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016
Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.
Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"
David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."
Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."
David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."
Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."
by Mitts the Tits October 19, 2012