floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.

I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.

by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

floppy coral

While sex used position. Woman kneels down and punches man's nuts. She then squeezes them. After he screams in pain, he inserts his penis into a bottle of coke. then he cums inside of it.

Let's do the floppy coral.

by Hans Writterman January 15, 2022

Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.

Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.

by Odinson01 May 24, 2022

Floppy Style

Having vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis.

I was smacking her floppy style last night, didn't even get hard before I came.

by Thephallicprophet May 28, 2022

Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021

Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.

Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.

by Azenath69 March 9, 2022