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had to flex

Had 2 stunt on them hoez
by Urmomloz February 4, 2017
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Not to over-flex

(original: Nepřeflexit)
verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."
Guy1: "Dude, that was just so easy. First try bro, i don't know what was supposed to be the challenge here.
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*
by PR05TEJA November 30, 2020
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Odd flex but ok

Friend 1: "Your mom gay lol"
Friend 2: "Odd flex but ok"

Friend 1: "Bro I almost got in a car accident"
Friend 2: "Odd flex but ok"
by Everlastingice November 8, 2018
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Whip master Flex

When a fiend is controlled by the vagina of the girlfriend. He will always ditch you at school to hang with his pussy. And cant do anything about it because he is a bitch!
Brady- "Hey erich wanna hang?"
Erich-"No i gunna-"
Brady- "Oh! your pussy called. Whip master Flex of to work"
Spencer- "Dont even bother asking him to chill"
by Brady White April 30, 2009
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Bitch Flex

Bitch Flex

Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now
that's a bitch flex. On a lighter note, the term may also be
used among friends, in a joking fashion.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so
called girlfriend?"

"Girl, that's a bitch flex."

"I know, right?"
by Mishee Shan July 26, 2009
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clerk-flex

When a low-level office clerk tries to exert 'muscle' by giving you a hard time for (or about) something, usually around policy interpretation, purchases, or just about anything they feel they can demonstrate their ability to think at a higher level.
When an office admin assistant, unnecessarily questions (ergo delays)your expense submissions, by asking detailed questions, even if they had previously been approved. This can be refered to, as clerk-flex.
by Supo December 9, 2008
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Jungle flex

A combination of weed and drink to get absolutely fucked n you just bun everything
Time to have a jungle flex
by Jungle flex July 10, 2014
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