Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Reverse Flash

A Reverse Flash is when you're pushing out a fat shit turd but midway your butthole clenches and it make the turd go in reverse.

Dale: "So yesterday i was so constipated that I had a reverse flash."

Ted: "Did it feel like getting anal?"

Dale: "Fuck you Ted."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Flash gang

A group of people who set a time with there cell phones to meet at a certain place and time to do gang stuff and are just as quickly gone in all directions.

I am in a flash gang.

by The wrath of God September 26, 2010

Gone in a flash

When you go to flash casino with a fat paycheck and walk out with jack shit.

"Yo you got paid right Laurence?"
"Yeah but I went casino"
"How much you lose?"
"Well 300 Got Jack'd and the other 200 was gone in a flash"

by 420manting May 22, 2016

flash face

When someone takes a picture of themselves in a mirror, the flash blurs out their face, resulting in flash face.

Did you see the pic she posted? Almost couldn't see who she was, there was so much flash face. Total fail.

by LanguageEvolves June 26, 2012

Flash Drunk

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.

I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.

by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013