crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.

Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.

by nikos68 October 15, 2017

bonfire envy

When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails

Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy

by leshlesh June 23, 2017

blunt envy

A popular stunt scooter brand. Most famous for the reaper/union bars

He's so cool, he has blunt envy reaper bars!

by Scooter_kid July 1, 2017

Envy

1. A feeling of dissatisfaction otherwise know as jealousy.

2. Desire to have possession of something or someone.

1. "I'm very envy about their relationship."

2. "I am very envy because that guy has a nice skateboard."

by anonymousmuch? February 19, 2017

straight envy

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.

"You have Straight Envy! "

by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017

host envy

When your rivals party is better than yours.

Who need a 70'' TV when you have quince
You just got some mad host envy

by Samir Renzo Solis June 27, 2016

shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .

Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!

by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018