by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
Get the New England Water Birth mug.A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
Get the New England Wedding mug.by patheticredditor August 7, 2021
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by JfrFilms August 23, 2021
Get the England mug.When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.
by ButtBangerCity69 June 21, 2021
Get the England jumpscare mug.Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.
Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.
by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021
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