woman driver

An oxymoron and the reason I was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. When you see one on the road, treat it like it's radioactive.

Friend: Hey man where's your ride?

Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."

Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."

Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."

by c-lite January 24, 2011

drive by

A shooting from a moving vehicle that
simplifies get-away. Also "drive-by".

My boys got hit in a drive by.

by T.D. January 20, 2003

backseat driver

a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving.

Who cares if i ran a red light? Stop being a backseat driver.

by Your mom. May 23, 2004

Drive by media

The American media that distorts the news into propaganda, in order to get high ratings. The drive-by media has told us: blacks were denied the right to vote in Florida during the 2000 election, that New Orleans floods after/during hurricane Katrina resulted from white people blowing up levees to destroy black neighborhoods, that 9-1-1 was a government conspiracy and an “inside “job”, that Bush “lied” about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction just so he could invade Iraq and make amends for his father’s war, that global warming is going to exterminate human beings from the earth, that the war in Iraq is only for oil, and that bigger government is the answer to improving your life. Basically, the drive-by media specializes in brainwashing and charcater assassination.

The drive by media specializes in distortions of the facts in the name of "ratings." The funny thing is that many people are nieve and believe what they are told.

by [e-mail] January 21, 2009

drive by sniff

casually itching your poopy crack then sniffing your fingers.

man, my ass is itching. I better do a drive by sniff. ooooh! THAT REEKS NICE!

by cmoore April 18, 2004

drive by wi fi

When your cheap neighbors try to get on your wireless internet connection thus slowing said connection for those who own the line. Also, the act of pulling into the parking lot of a Panera or other wifi hot spot and jumping on to check your email or tend to surfing needs

Man my internet is slow today....Could be another drive by wi fi. I am going to have to put a password on my connection so these cheap bastards don't keep stealing my cyberspace

by cdolby July 7, 2007

diveskyving

The opposite of skydiving; Diveskyving is an experience that has recently been conceptualized. Diveskyving is done by starting at the ground, jumping, and falling "up" towards the sky. Once the person has reached their desired height, they then return to the ground via skydiving. This creates one of the most memorable and thrilling experiences in a person's lifetime.

Of course, this can only be done in theory with the correct technology.

Since the true technology isn't available yet, this amazing experience can be imitated at indoor skydiving studios.

Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go skydiving!

Guy 2: Nah man, diveskyving is what's all about now.

Guy 1: Diveskyving?

Guy 2: Yeah, its like reverse-skydiving. Best feeling there is.

Guy 1: So you mean I just hurdle myself toward the sky, then skydive my way back down?

Guy 2: Precisely.

Guy 1: Woah. My mind is blown.

by Diveskyving expert October 7, 2011