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Dragon Slaying

A game played amongst fraternity brothers when an event or exchange is occurring with what is commonly regarded as a "fucking beat-ass sorority." Here are the rules for this noble sport:

1) Break up into teams, no less than two and no more than 4.
2) The object of the game is to get as many points as possible for your team. But how do you get points? Well that's a great question.

Points shall be awarded on the following scale:
1 Point: Making out with a girl
2 Points: Hand job
3 Points: Blow job
4 Points: Straight up dirty sex

However, there's a twist.

x2 Points: On film (i.e. camera phone, video camera)
x2 Points: In public (i.e. bus, dance floor, in line at Carl's Jr.)
So a fictional character named Brad is in Delta Iota Kappa. Unfortunately, Alphi Phi has cancelled, so the only sorority they can party with is Beta Alpha Epsilon Tau. Before the girls come over, another guest comes first to visit the brothers: Mr. Vodka and his friend General Gin. If pre-gaming is done correctly, all brothers should be on the verge of blackout to make the degrading and horrific task ahead somewhat bearable. After the Delts have split up, Brad finds himself on his new team, "The Fuckaneers." It's time to play like a champion.

Once the girls show up, Brad spots Gertrude, a 263 pound German "girl" with hair on her lower back. Luckily, thanks to a pep talk from Mr. Vodka, this 1.5 rated girl just shot up to a healthy 4 and it's time to prepare his sword for some dragon slaying.

After some smooth from Brad talk about his economics class and the relationship between supply and demand in the world market, this desperate shemale is ready to make her move, and Brad is ready to score some puntos.
They go into the bathroom and she begins to perform fallacio on our young hero. During this horrific and slobbery ordeal, Brad's teammate pops his head through the bathroom window and begins to film this grotesque display of attempted oral sex on his iphone. With a quick thumbs up to the camera and a sly smile only a heavily drunken frat boy can muster, Brad has earned an impressive 6 points for his team.

After the disgraceful night of drunken debauchery, points are tallied and only one team can prevail.

Do you have what it takes? Go on, noble frat boy, and play like a champion.
by Mr. Vodka April 29, 2008
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Dragon Rider

A person, or persons, who prefer to wear trip pants, leg warmers, dark colored clothes, and really baggy shirts.
Jared: Dude, look at those dragon riders
Joseph: I know man, they are gonna try to mosh in the pit
Jared: its okay, they are gonna trip and fall on there trip pants.
by JabberJaw-Joseph September 28, 2009
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dragon uppercut

awesome powermove flying uppercut done by Ryu on streetfighter.
*at the arcade*
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
by Andrew T in New Mexico December 17, 2008
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Dragon Flogger

A fictious video game made up by someone's friends in order to catch that person in a lie.
John- "Dude have you played the new Dragon Flogger game yet, I can't get past the second level!?"

Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"

Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
by Milt the Stilt March 25, 2010
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Dragon Spit

After I was done masturbating I had dragon spit on my hand
by halldale students December 2, 2010
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Dragon Beak

When you make a beak shape with your hand, put tobasco sauce on said beak, and shove that in someones mouth/b-hole
Guy 1: Wanna party?

Guy 2: Nah, i'm gonna go Dragon Beak with Daniel Tosh
by thelordonhisknees April 28, 2011
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Dragon Master Fags

When guys are past their teenage years and still share an odd obsession over anything that relates to said Dragon. Sometime they stoop to levels of playing dragon board games, trying to blow fire at local bystanders, and even masturbating to photos of dragons on Google Image.
Heather: I heard Alex and Ian are really into dragons. Is this true?
Erin: I heard the same thing as well, Heather! It's very weird.
Heather: I'd say.

Erin: They are a couple of Dragon Master Fags.
Heather: Word.
by karmaisabitch March 30, 2012
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