national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

Don’t pull a Joe

When you are the most annoying disrespectful little shit ever known to human kind and treat others like they are peasants and like you are the king even though you are only 8 years old and dont know shit. And you never get punished because mom will save your ass because you can do no wrong in the realm of Joe.

Hey bro better be careful mom will whoop your ass if you pull a Joe:don’t pull a Joe everyone will hate you cause you never get in trouble

by liftedresearch30 July 20, 2025

Don’t stifle your tinkle

Don’t stop trying to pee.

Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.

by ax_colleen May 8, 2020

Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Girls Who Don’t Fit In

A studio on a website called scratch. They are generally accepting of everyone. They like to use tone tags & most of them have some sort of trauma. There is always some sort of drama or inside joke going on as they’re sometimes trolled. Gwdfiers help others make decisions & also help people struggling with mental help. There’s also some days when a person or small group of people can be toxic but generally the other gwdfiers ignore them or tell them to stop.

Girls Who Don’t Fit In is a safe place for some people

by AcaciaTheArtist January 10, 2024

Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.

Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”

“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la

by kai_nyx April 9, 2022