El Doctor

1.) An alias used by the one, the only, Pablo Escobar.

2.) An alias used by the baddest gangster to ever live, also the best lookin' one too: J-man, aka Ferarri, aka Catman.

1.) He was known as El Doctor, but is not a doctor of any sort.

2.) El Doctor got shot a couple of times, but busted a couple of caps with his deadly accuracy and jack-fucked that fool.

by El Doctor January 9, 2005

fake doctor

A fake doctors is a physical therapist. They claim to be Doctors but no one really gives a shit or believes that they really are. If they were smart enough to be a doctor, they would be a real doctor.

Did you hear Jenni's a Doctor?

No she's a fake doctor, she's a physical therapist.

by JizzyJones September 18, 2013

Doctor L337

when cumming in a girls butt, punch her in the kidney and when she turns around to ask what the fuck just tell her how cute her hair looks from your angle

*during buttsex*
*punches kidney*
girl:what the fuck
guy: your hair looks cute babe.. DOOHOHOOOCTER LEET(Doctor L337)

by Zasalamel December 9, 2008

Ham Doctor

A homosexual male who enjoys anal sex with overweight men.

Cliff's a total ham doctor; always trolling the clubs for the chub.

by LiveThinkTank2 July 22, 2009

Eye Doctor

The eye doctor is when you insert the penis into your beloved's eye socket and thrust in and out, ultimately popping out her eye, and then ejaculating into the eye socket. The semen then in turn drips down your partner's throat and at that point she swallows your load.

Hey man ,guess what I did last night? I eye doctored that girl I brought back to my place!

by g00k October 26, 2007

doctor shopping

Alternating doctors to obtain overlapping prescriptions. Most commonly done to obtain painkillers such as oxycontin.

The USA's highest rated radio host, Rush Limbaugh, was accused of Doctor Shopping to obtain thousands of oxycontin pills once he became addicted to them after treating his back pain. In April 2006, Limbaugh settled out of court in his legal troubles.

by Ryan Murray July 30, 2008

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003