Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Yung Dirt

A Dirty Rapper From Newark Nj @midevo_

Person1 : You heard of Yung Dirt?
Person 2: Yeah Yung Dirt Boy Bars Fire

by Yerdy June 6, 2018

Dirt whore

Dirt whore is a person or persons who will get down in the dirt and act like a dirt whord

Shekinah serene ramey stop being a dirt whore

by A shekinah serene ramey dirt w January 14, 2022

dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.

"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."

by Captain Frank April 24, 2008

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)

Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!

by Real World April 6, 2015

Dirt Deviling

Refers to eating uncontrollably.

"I really have to stop dirt deviling, or my cute designer jeans won't fit anymore."

by PerfectTouch December 26, 2007