Diesel lighting

When you become so good at gaslighting it turns into diesel lighting

“Patricia won’t stop diesel lighting me”

by Carmenrae2469420 March 24, 2023

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diesel

outstanding; amazing; a better version of “gas”

Bro that shirt is so diesel.

by SmartSpoon12 March 1, 2019

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Diesel

A fatass with no balls

Bad dog diesel get off the couch or im putting you down

by Jmeurbsf November 23, 2021

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Vin Diesel

A man with inherent family values

Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!

Vin Diesel: Because Family

by stupendisss July 11, 2021

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butt diesel

Butt diesel:
Noun

1) The dripping of shit that comes out of ones ass hole that smells like diesel.

2) The smell of diarrhea.

Man: “Boy, Whitney sure smells like she had some butt diesel.”

by Mammal February 5, 2018

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When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021

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