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Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
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destructism

A moral political system that fights the immoral parts of society and even outside of society.
John's political position is destructism, he doesn't like the horrid immorality of society, so there for immorality should be destroyed.
by John Vandal April 2, 2023
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Distractionship

A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.

As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.
"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"

"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."
by _Eager_ August 12, 2024
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Deserection

the act of which a positive charge of electricity is conducted by ones penis and the negative through the scrotum and is used to aid in CPR acting as a makeshift defibrillator.
quick the defibrillator is out get the charge into your genitals and give this man a deserection.
by Joshuequin September 8, 2025
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dihstruction

total and utter annihilation of the sphincter by means of the insertion of a foreign object.
"MOM!! JERRY JUST CAUSED TOTAL DIHSTRUCTION ON MY CHOCOLATE LOG CHOMPER!!"
by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
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unpleasant distraction

An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.
In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.
by supajack July 25, 2011
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penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014
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