December

December is also national grab ass month since girls suffered the pain from getting their ass grabbed by boys. So now this is payback as girls grab the boy's ass as long as they want since boys did that to girls in November

December is also national grab ass month

by DevilWolvesOfLegend November 6, 2019

December 32

also known as judgement day

only appears after December 31 2020

on December 32 all hell will break loose.

by BucketRat November 6, 2020

decemberists

mad band named after a russian party division of the first world war. They're awesome, have three full length albums, one "The Tain EP" (in a class by itself), and one more EP.

Anonymous: How come that person in headphones is dancing like an epileptic?
Me: AND WE'LL ALL GO PRAISE THE INFANTA!!!!!!!!!!"

by burningofthemidnightlamp April 10, 2005

December 15

The day where the best people are born. If you were born on this day you are the best person around.

Janet: Hi Willow, aren’t you born on December 15?
Willow: Yeah, why?
Janet: BECAUSE YOUR THE BEST

by Nancy Rildom October 29, 2019

December 4

He/She is incredibly talented, intelligent, beautiful and unique, has a great sense of humor, it's always right and he/she is a really good kisser and lover

Wow, he must have been born in December 4

by BornInDecember October 15, 2019

December 6

National day where everybody doesn’t go to school

On the phone

Person 1: why weren’t you at school today

Person 2: why were you at school today it’s december 6 which is national don’t go to school day!

by I.am.gayer.than.you! December 2, 2019

December 7

You cans ask out a crush and they have to say yes no matter what

Me:hi Justin
Him:hi
Me: wanna go out with me
Him:no
Me:not so fast it's December 7
Him:I mean umm yes

by Joshua6969 December 6, 2019