give a damn dividend

it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry

Ingrid: Hey Gret, did you hear the rumors about Oliver and Karoline?
Gret: Honestly Ing, I don't have a give a damn dividend... can we talk about something else?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

as near as damn it

(adjective) British slang for "virtually exact" or "so close as to appear correct."

"I say old chum, when I gave her that bukake it hit her in the eye, or as near as damn it."

by biggs33 March 21, 2006

hairstyles of the damned

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006

damn skippy

Another way to say yes

Jimbo: Are yah ready man?
Bimbo: Damn Skippy lets go.

by Jonny Banks June 1, 2005

Damn, I need some meatballs

When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".

(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.

by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007

Damn!Shit!Fuck!

What you say if something strange or surprising happens.

When Charlie hit his toe, he screamed out "Damn!Shit!Fuck!"

by ChristmasLite March 19, 2009

I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN

This is when u r too much for the others to handle that they r just like wooowwwwww lukat this barrass.
and then u r like yess ohh I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN.
PERIODDDTTTTT!!!!

Mop and Towel are too glam to give a damn.
I'm too glam to give a damn.
When u see ur classmates looking fine and u say to urself why am in not like them, NOOOOOOOOO GO AND ASK MOP AND TOWEL AND THEY WILL SAY " I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"

by Random A34 November 2, 2020