Dallas Waffles

During intercourse, a man proceeds to take a dump on the womens back. Then, with his penis, he draws a star, representing Dallas. Then ejaculates in the air, pretending his penis is a gun, and the ejaculation is a bullet.

John and Susan took a trip to Texas, and had to get some Dallas Waffles.

by The Coolest Guy454353453453453 August 23, 2008

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Dallas

guy that has the smallest penis ever

that is one small dallas

by jfvgyrghurhpiurehgurh March 29, 2017

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Daliah

Is literal THOT tried to date me on the first day of school I said No I later realized she was a sociopath and an idiot I had to punch her cause she was scratching a friend of mine.

Daliah stop scratching him

by kobinguy December 8, 2019

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Dalia

A fucking bitch, not badass, just a bitch.

Sorry y'all I'm just a bit mad

Why you gotta ruin everything, stop being a fucking dalia

by Yomnaak September 25, 2019

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Dallas Standoff

when two men stand apart from each other completly naked with a hot women in between them, then mastrabate. The first one to bust dosent have sex with the chick.

dude we should totaly have a dallas standoff for Sally

by werwerwerwe January 6, 2010

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