by Whatsaymyusername September 8, 2022

A short guy with lots of qualities, however, his shortness outweighs his qualities. A shy little guy who is always friend zoned.
Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
by MachineW0rks May 30, 2023

When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.
I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.
The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.
The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.
by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

Look at dakota and her spider legs
by Mike OOXLONG July 25, 2022

A kind, obedient person who never acts with anger but with kindness and can not be too serious and always makes you laugh. He lights up every room he walks into and never says no to anything he is willing to die for you and even a random stranger he hasn't even said hi to. If you have a Dakota then you might as well thank the lord for giving you your life time partner.
Izabell: Oh man Dakota is a cool person what town did he come from?
Taylor: he came from St.Cloud Florida I want a Dakota!
Taylor: he came from St.Cloud Florida I want a Dakota!
by therichperson05 March 16, 2018

Is big gay has no friends lives in his basement and barely anyone thinks he's cool always caught chewing that tabacco
by Mememasterisgay December 27, 2018

An asshole who has good drawing skills and stays up to late at night talking on snap to some weirdo.
Person 1: have you seen auntie dakota lately?
Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole
Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole
Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 25, 2023
