by dakotas hot gf September 13, 2022

by KKzzzkkk February 5, 2020

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
by Rionox January 6, 2023

Dakotas are the sweetest people ever. They are kind and compassionate and just so absolutely beautiful they make you wanna break down and cry because of how happy they make you. She makes me happy. I Love you Dakota <3
by Ur mom sped March 4, 2021

Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.
by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022
