cupcake

A really weak person or team.

Coach: "Guys, are schedule is very tough this year. Our only cupcake is Temple. We dont even need to practice to beat them 55-3

by sexywhiteboy December 28, 2005

cupcake

When a boy is hooking up with a male or female and ejaculates on some part of their body, most often the chest, and consumes his own secretions.

Whoa! The wierdest thing happened to me last night. Johnny pulled a cupcake. At least there wasn't anything to clean up!

by RdizzleInYoFace February 22, 2011

california cupcake

the act of giving anyone a swirly, then holding them down on the ground as you shit in there mouth, then ejaculate over the shit.

bullie says to friend" dude lets give that nerd a california cupcake"

by evan stewart February 20, 2009

chocolate cupcake

the atmosphere is heady, and the lover heads south to demonstrate his cunnilingus skills. after several moments of bliss, the woman cries "im gonna cum, please don't stop, please!" upon the woman's plea, the lover burries his face frantically and at that moment, just as he expects his woman to cum, she "sharts" in his face.

dude, i was eating this girl out and i totally thought i was about to make her cum, and then she sharted in my face and said "eat that chocolate cupcake"

he was such being such an asshole to me, so gave him a chocolate cupcake

by fungamam August 7, 2009

double stuffed cupcake

When a girl shits on a boys ass hole while he is lying on his stomach and then uses her strap on to fuck him until all of the shit is in side his ass and then she punches him in the back of the head so that his anal cavity restricts and the shit pillows back out forming a shape that looks like a cupcake top. Then she spits on it for icing and feeds it to him with a fork.

Baby i'm really hungry for a double stuffed cupcake.

by shit stomper May 29, 2009

Cupcake Barbie

When a fat girl puts gobbs of makeup on and wears two sizes to small.

Plus size girls who think they're hot. also known as cupcake barbies.

by cupcakebarbielover September 23, 2012

cupcake daddy

A cupcake daddy is someone who will do any nasty thing to you. He can bring the nuaghty monster out of a good girl. He will do aanything from fingering you to anul. He is the hottest guy in town and the girls surround him. He makes girls scream in the bed. He doesn't stop till their shaking. He spanks you till over satisfied. They love licking your pussy and eating you out!! If you like it nasty call a Cupcake Daddy

most attractive Cupcake Daddy names
James, Brandon, Andrew, Austin, Sebastion, Charlie, and Latron

Im so sore from my cupcake daddy! You should get one!

My cupcake daddy made me scream! I love it nasty though.

(girl 1)You remember my cupcake daddy right? (girl 3) Oh yea Andrew?

(girl 1) I saw him last night he made me wet so much!!!

by babygirl_17💦 July 1, 2015