Noun Informal
Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
'Here, was old man Kelly here last night?'
-'Don't think so man, why?'
'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
-'Don't think so man, why?'
'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
by GersCrustInYourEyes October 29, 2013
A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.
Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.
by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016
by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.
My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”
by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021
When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.
by Hjmenne May 31, 2014
When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
by EnigmaActivate February 16, 2017