Crusty Gers

Noun Informal

Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
'Here, was old man Kelly here last night?'

-'Don't think so man, why?'

'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
by GersCrustInYourEyes October 29, 2013
Get the Crusty Gers mug.

Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
Get the Crusty Snowman mug.

crusty venture

A sexual act when you ejaculate on a woman’s vagina, let it dry and crust over, then proceed too eat her out when the semen has dried
Babe wanna have a crusty venture?
by CrustiBoi February 22, 2022
Get the crusty venture mug.

Crusty Thunder

A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.
Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.
by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016
Get the Crusty Thunder mug.

Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).
That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her
by CatFeces_Burglar January 04, 2019
Get the Crusty Snatch mug.

Crusty Swooper

Wrestling term used in situations pertaining to an individual who works so hard his clothes are just crusty from sweat, The individual swoops up on the mat similar to dan gable scoring lots of singles, can be used inversly with thug nasty villain.
That David Hill from SME, is a Crusty Swooper if I've ever seen one.

Dayum look at that thug nasty villain out there
by thug nasty swoop November 20, 2010
Get the Crusty Swooper mug.

crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.
Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.
by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019
Get the crusty wallace mug.