by John Davis June 15, 2003
Get the shit crumpet mug.These are the crumbs of food that miss your mouth and fall into your crotch. Crotch Crumbs occur most often in movie theatres, dark-lit rooms, and most often when one viciously shovels food into their mouth for reasons unknown.
'Hey, Ron. Can you pass me the popcorn?'
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.
by Walt Diznay August 29, 2010
Get the Crotch Crumbs mug.The crumbs resulting from period blood being rolled into balls of filth by the rubbing of a woman's thighs as she sleeps or walks.
"That bitch was on the rag and left a blood smear on my sheets along with some cunt crumbs. I scraped them into a baggie and will return them to her later."
by pacificdetail December 7, 2013
Get the cunt crumb mug.Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.
by Piemann November 17, 2016
Get the johnald crump mug.Do I want to be surrounded by kittens while also being handed a million dollars? Totes them crumblies, fam.
by justtryingtomakeapointhere July 18, 2018
Get the Totes Them Crumblies mug.Left-overs of weed when you have no nugz (nuggets) left. Often found by searching your usual smoke spot for scraps and other left-overs of marijuana.
by Steve Burg April 27, 2006
Get the Crumblies mug.Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by King Among Men May 28, 2004
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