Cooper

A complete and utter simp

Random asian girl: “you heard of that guy cooper? He paid for my dinner three nights in a row, and took me to the movies for free! Hes such a great friend.”
Any Chad: “what a simp”

by Not a simp December 28, 2019

Cooper

One hell of a boyfriend who loves when the other guys stick their dicks in his holes

Wow that dildo felt like Cooper

by Hello ninjas December 3, 2017

betty cooper

A very obvious closeted lesbian.

"Is sarah out yet? That's the third flannel she's worn this week."
"She's a betty cooper"
"Oh, ok. We'll just have to wait then"

by berniesandersisbetterthanyou April 6, 2017

Alice Cooper

To Blow your load in a girls eyes with mascara which will make it run, making her look like Alice Cooper

I gave my girlfriend the Alice Cooper last night. Damn that mascara ran. Rock On!

by SunnyDeez March 19, 2009

copelan

-noun- 1. A 3 foot 3 inch box of crayola crayons that steals and lies and is a disapointment to its family.
2. A short shit with no life who is not as slick as he thinks he is.
3. A wannabe who thinks he is black and gets caught stealing from urban.

A: "Dude I just saw a 5 year old kid get caught up at urban!"
B: "Wutta Copelan"

by Joyce Twins June 26, 2009

coopert

a person that provokes you to call the cops on account of raging fagityness and not in a good f3 way in a way that they actually think their faggyness is cool and not faggy; usually possessing a pale, hairy ass and/or saggy boobs; often lesbian; must have tendency to finger themselves into the dark of the night

(whoever wrote the other definition is a coopert)

Jaime, your coopertness is off the chains

Kessleclit, stop humping Jaime, you will produce coopert offspring

Jaime, you coopert, get your hands off your dick.

by Free Willy March 14, 2004

cooper smith

someones who is ugly and smelly and has a small cock but has a extremely sexy sister!! he also has genital warts

i hate that guy, hes a real cooper smith

by SCHOUW February 15, 2017