crooken

After the disintegration of the ABCD Clique, the remaining members formed crooken.

Look at crooken, walking around like normal folk when everybody knows they own the place.

by ABCD Clique October 17, 2006

Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.

Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!

by EB1234 November 15, 2013

Croosh

Used in a context where something is unbelievable or crazy.

Friend #1: Hey, did you hear about the guy that bitch slapped a news reporter just because they all sound the same?

Friend #2: Damn! No I didn't. That's croosh dude!

by Beastly On A Daily July 21, 2014

Crooples

A fake word that could only be made up in the mind of psycho

Jordyn is a total wook brain and makes up fake words like crooples.

by Salvadaliswan June 17, 2019

crooked collarbones

a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.

may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.

person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."

by alitair March 22, 2021

Crookhorn

Crookhorn is a turdpit suburb of Portsmouth just outside The city, marred with bottles of Omega cider and piles of Junk, The residents have strange surnames such As Walczak and spend their days drinking in Locals Dumps known as The Centurion.

"Who’s that tramp over there bro? "
"Oh that’s Dawid Walczak, he’s from Crookhorn"

by Paul Foxton October 3, 2021

Loodis croodis

Lorddd honey, I sure loves me some POPEYES chicken.

“Honey, don’t you just loves you some chickens from POPEYES”
“Loodis croodis honey! Of course I do know sayin!”

by Dr. Loodis mcFeedis September 1, 2019