Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023
Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.
by bstank1 September 24, 2009
by Gay09 February 23, 2022
by fidomoment May 07, 2022
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 12, 2023
This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter
by The funny word game May 20, 2020