crap in my lap

to crap in ones lap like slow dripping sap. excited exclamation

whoa crap in my lap thats awesome

by jizzle mc fizzle September 13, 2003

crappy-crap-crap

Crappy to the furthest extent, Also really , really crappy.Another meaning is a decent insult. See also -> craptacular crap crappy

adj. "That hoopty was crappy-crap-crap." insult "That butt was crappy-crap-crap."

by That Bum April 30, 2005

Craprehension

Noun.

When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.

the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.

Your craprehension is amazing.

by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020

crap dusted

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb

John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??

by sisterrevolution February 16, 2009

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

by the_berg November 7, 2013

crap lab

Another term for the lavatory, shitta, toilet, toot, wc.

Quick, i have a pain in the tummy, where's the nearest crap lab??

by Trakka February 26, 2017

Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017