1. A slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.
2. An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis.
3. A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line.
2. An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis.
3. A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line.
1. Jill: "Did you see the dick canopy on that guy?"
Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer."
2. "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl."
3. TOB: "Man that chicks a fucking dick canopy."
Mat: "Yeah, shes a real jizz lizard."
Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer."
2. "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl."
3. TOB: "Man that chicks a fucking dick canopy."
Mat: "Yeah, shes a real jizz lizard."
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noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
noun, adjective
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
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