An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
by joeleonotron July 24, 2012
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When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".
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A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.
An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.
by Stanley Klein May 20, 2008
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by Lisa Lovely August 19, 2006
Get the J M S converters mug.A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.
2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.
2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.
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Get the Dog's Convertible mug.A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
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