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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021
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Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force
Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.
by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020
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ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.
"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"
by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 28, 2015
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Box Cough

When you get a bad cough the morning/day after performing felatio on a questionable woman.
Man, I caught a bad box cough from that girl at the bar last night.
by Boxcoughcreator June 23, 2019
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Cough Lollies

by the Justin foundation December 7, 2019
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cough

guy:*cough*
guy 2:Oh my God is that a death threat?
by subscribe2incompetantfools April 22, 2020
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colin cough

Gas from your colin.
Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.
by RJDB January 14, 2017
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