coochie cocaine

coochie so addictive its just like cacaine

putting coke on both lips of the cooch, press the lips together and inhale

cocaine laced with coochie crust
daymn that bitch has that coochie cocaine.
by Dissapointing Salad June 13, 2022
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Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.
John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid
by kaliana.forte October 28, 2021
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coochie cunt

A "don't look at me and judge me", manly dressed (because she really is begging for the attention in reality), AND EXTREMELY BITCHY Lesbian.
Shawn: Holy fuck, I just got cussed out by that coochie cunt over there for talking to her "girlfriend".

Robert: Fuck that he/she coochie cunt and her friend. Tell them to go drink some cootie juice!
by First Name Last Letter Leaf April 05, 2020
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Trash Coochie

A lame pussy you can receive from local horny retired sluts for free.
by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 15, 2019
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coochie gooch

another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time

a more clean pussy
Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?
by Altairsgeniusalliance December 31, 2011
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Crumb Of Coochie

When you have a semi-sexual encounter that involves kissing, grinding, fingering, touching over clothes but not actual insertion or ejaculation.
This a crumb of coochie
Dude 1: Hey bro so last night me and here did a lot but didn’t have actual sex.
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so
by Coochiecrumb September 29, 2020
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Crumb of coochie

When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie
“Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”

“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie
by Ldiddy the large January 21, 2021
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