Coochie slurper

Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.

“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”

by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022

coochie mudbugs

Same as croch cricket. Crabs body lice

You better be careful messing with them ho's you will get coochie mudbugs

by Texas girl 1971 March 21, 2023

Gucci in the coochie

It’s all good down here.

How is it going with you and your man?
It’s Gucci in the coochie.

by Martinez.ma January 28, 2020

Coochi Banana

When you are a coochie banana you are just the coochiest of bananas

Oh my god, look at mila she such a Coochi Banana

by lander123 September 4, 2021

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

Terminal Coochie

When someone buts a nut in less than 3 seconds from dat ass being tooo phat.

That bitch had a terminal coochie

by littlecoolaidman April 21, 2021

Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.

These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!

by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022