conference head

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call

You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.

by Lucky13Thirteen December 7, 2011

consertar

From Portuguese <i>verb</i> To fix, to repair, to put right.
The related noun, "conserto", is often mixed up with concerto, the latter meaning "A musical composition for a solo instrument or instruments accompanied by an orchestra, esp. one conceived on a relatively large scale." (from Wiki)

Can you repair my car? <-> Você pode consertar meu carro?
They can't fix their own mistakes. <-> Eles não podem consertar seus próprios erros.
You must put this right! <-> Você tem que consertar isso!

by felineDD November 2, 2011

concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.

Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

Concerbate

Having to concentrate really hard while masturbating!

'My computer broke, so I had to concerbate really hard and think of that new girl in class'

by TrulyDisgusting November 1, 2012

Conner Mackenzie

To shit yourself while playing street fighter.

Yesterday I played street fighter, and I conner mackenzied everywhere!

by ht5hye45y7e56u756uy6u7hyu6646y March 25, 2013

concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.)

the syndrome associated with the feeling or need to attend a music concert of any genre.

me-I have C.A.S. so bad right now
them-whats C.A.S.
me- Concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.), I need to go to this show like a diabetic needs insulin

them- well I guess I have C.A.S. too then

by guitar-ratiug April 26, 2014

Concert Roulette

Picking a random concert based solely on the band's name and going, without knowing anything about the band.

I played concert roulette last night and ended up at a feminist punk rock band.

by angry_pooper September 5, 2014