covfefe

What a clueless man says when he has no clue and starts making up stuff as he wrecks everything and everyone along with himself

I will fix it...covfefe...Make America Great Again

by Bubba121 June 1, 2017

covfefe

A coded plea to your Russian masters that indicates your inability to keep your election scheme covered up.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Lunar_Soldier May 30, 2017

covfefe

Coffee, confit, or coverage (though that's a stretch). Pronounced (kuh-fee-fee, cough-fay-fay, or cove-a-feh-feh). This word was created by President Donald Trump in a tweet on May 30th, 2017.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

by Ashley Seymour May 30, 2017

covfefe

Describes the "negative press that is 'constant' in the United States"

Don: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
Jerry: "Huh?"

by HOOSIERS69 May 30, 2017

covfefe

When you're so enraged that media keeps exposing your ties to foreign governments, and how they helped campaign for your presidential election bid, that you can't hold your hands steady long enough to tweet on the Oval Office commode.

"I'm going to Starbucks and will have the barista make me a tall covfefe. Make America Great Again!"

by isaac2002 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

A stroke that occurs while tweetstorming, e.g. to stroke out while ranting on Twitter.

After returning from an overseas trip in poor health, the president suffered a covfefe while tweeting several complaints about press coverage.

by Coveralls42 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

A liberal pussy, democrat, a progressive leftist wimp.

Barrack Obama is the biggest Covfefe the USA has had to endure. The exact opposite of a Covfefe is Donald Trump, the heroic savior of western civilization!!

by Nancy Pelosi June 5, 2017