Condin

Conner ( conner ) aspires to like bobs burgers as much as pearl does but he never will

bobs burgers is my show , condin

by Hmm...yep June 17, 2018

conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.

José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.

by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021

Conditional

My fathers love for me

My father’s love is conditional

by Pen~Guin October 31, 2022

condifiction

Condificton is a AWSOME streamer & youtuber! Apart of a podcast called just roll with it! & makes videos with slimecicle,bizly & more!

Person 1: whos that your watching?
Person 2: Condifiction ofc!

by Gh0stie_bo1/Charlie November 3, 2022

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

Condiefly

A small Scottish ginger man with the height of a hobbit, a massive fan of crocs and a wannabe streamer

Have you seen this kid? He is basically a Condiefly but not Scottish.

by Jeffaruni December 30, 2022

Condizzy

Another word for condom.

"Yo bro u gonna raw dog that chick?"
"Hell no u won't catch me wheeling without a condizzy."

by Kittiez1013 June 12, 2023